Friday, July 8, 2011

What were some of GW Bush's accomplishments?

He consumed more cocaine then all the rest of the brothers of the skull and bones club. Drank more Tennessee whiskey then all the other presidents combined (though in all fairness Washington did distill his own rye whiskey). And is considered the number one brush clearer in Middleton, Texas. Oh yeah, he does a mean armpit fart sound.

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